Jack and Renee’s brief sex scene in 24 Season 8 (which was unfortunately interrupted by sniper fire) made the list on TV Guide’s “Unsexiest Sex Scenes” article.

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On a show with no time for food or bathroom breaks, lethal lovers Jack Bauer and Renee Walker somehow found time for sex. Unfortunately, their golden-lit scene was ruined when a sniper shot a sheet-wearing Renee in the stomach as she waited for Jack to fetch her a glass of water. Sex kills, people.

Speaking of which, Renee Walker’s bloody sheet is being auctioned off by FOX on eBay right now.